Rat attacked me as I watched TV

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"A Rat bit a woman on the head as she watched TV in her housing association home, it was revealed yesterday. The giant rodent was sitting on the back of the chair when 101-year-old Ellen Wheeler felt an itch and put her hand up to scratch it. But moments later the rat sank its teeth into her scalp, drawing blood. Ms Wheeler's daughter Pamela yesterday criticised the housing association which owns the home in B. "My mother could have had a heart attack", she said. A spokesman for the landlord Sovereign Housing said it was sorry and promised a full investigation."